rpdr season 6 is incredible btw
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
For real though why do boys complain about kissing girls who have red lipstick on? It just gets on your lips so now you’re wearing it too?? It’s a free makeover and now you’re lookin fab why complain??? So ungrateful?????
oh my god one of the girls who recently joined my derby team watches drag race too, yay i’m not weird for being a woman who watches a show for gay men!!!!!
"name one video game thats better than GTA 5"
uh thats easy? barbie horse adventures wild horse rescue?
offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:
- crispy nipple
- the white stringy things in bananas
- tangled umbilical cord
- nash grier
- iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
- watery afro
- fountain water at school that never tastes right
- voldemort’s breathing holes
so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times
women are metal as fuck
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"